Sarah's Secret...

*warning! strong language used. and I couldn't be bothered to 'censor' them all*


And I now present the one thing which has never yet failed to make me giggle like an idiot.

"I'm fucking Matt Damon"
Sarah Silverman feat. Matt Damon
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I'm fuck!ng Matt Damon.

I'm sorry but it's true.

I'm fuck1ng Matt Damon.

I'm not imagining it's you.

I'm fuck^ng Matt Damon:

• on the bed
• on the floor
• on a towel by the door
• in the tub
• in the car
• up against the mini-bar
  

I'm fvcking Matt Damon
...while you're drinking Diet Snapples

I said I'm fucking Matt Damon

Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?

(get it? because I'm, like, talking about her breasts)

(yeah I think it's funny)


Hey Jim, don't take it bad...
remember all the good times we had?
like the time we went fishing
and we caught a bunch of fish
then you puked in the bucket of fish that we caught...

Knock knock!
Who's that knocking at my door?
I'm fah!
I fah who?
I'm fukcing Matt Damon!
She's fukcing Matt Damon!

F-U-C-King Matt D-A-M-O-N
Say F-U-C-King Matt D-A-M-O-N

I'm fucking Matt Damon

(she's fucking Matt Damon)

and you know that I ain't lying.

I said I'm fucking Matt Damon

(she's fucking Matt Damon)

That's the Insider's Patt O'Brian:

"It's true the Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon."

Remember When? :

# Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online...

...I was fucking Matt Damon.

#When you flew back and forth like an idiot to do your show and Regis and Kelly Show...

...She was definitely fucking Matt Damon

#When I told you I was fucking Matt Damon...

...I was fucking Matt Damon

• on the bed
• on the floor
• on a towel by the door
• in the tub
• in the car
• up against the mini-bar
  

she's fucking Matt Damon

She's fucking Matt Damon

She's fucking Matt Damoooooooooon!

Why can't you see?

You're on the phone with your girlfriend
she's upset
she's going off about something that you said
she doesn't get your humor
like I do

I'm in my room it's
a typical tuesday night
I'm listening to
the kind of music she doesn't like
she'll never know your story
like I do

But she wears short skirts; I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain; and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
and find
that what you're looking for
has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one
who understands you,
been here all along.
So why can't you
see you belong with me.

Walking the streets with you and your worn out jeans
I can't help thinking; This is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench
Thinking to myself
"Hey, isn't this easy?"

And you've got a smile
That could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in awhile
since she brought you down
You say you're fine;
I know you better than that
Hey whatchu doing with a girl like that?

She wears high heels; I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain; I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
and find
that what you're looking for
Has been here the whole time

Oh, I remember you driving to my house
in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
when you know you're about to cry
and I know your favorite songs
and you tell me about your dreams
Think I know where you belong;
think I know it's with me

Can't you see that I'm the one
who understands,
been here all along.
So why can't you see?
You belong with me.

Have you ever thought
Just maybe...
You belong with me?

one month later...

exactly.

isn't that sort of cool?

Anyways. Exams are over. Now it's time to stress out about results. And after that? Stress out on AS levels. Hellllll yeaaaah.

Jen and Giri are here. Had lots lots lots of fun hanging out with them and others today. A little snippet from the Family Guy movie:

Stewie: Brian, Brian! I have a joke. Knock knock.
Brian: Who's there?
Stewie: Your friend Stewie. And he will always be there for you.

Oh Stewie. I love you. A lot.