Sarah's Secret...

*warning! strong language used. and I couldn't be bothered to 'censor' them all*


And I now present the one thing which has never yet failed to make me giggle like an idiot.

"I'm fucking Matt Damon"
Sarah Silverman feat. Matt Damon
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I'm fuck!ng Matt Damon.

I'm sorry but it's true.

I'm fuck1ng Matt Damon.

I'm not imagining it's you.

I'm fuck^ng Matt Damon:

• on the bed
• on the floor
• on a towel by the door
• in the tub
• in the car
• up against the mini-bar
  

I'm fvcking Matt Damon
...while you're drinking Diet Snapples

I said I'm fucking Matt Damon

Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?

(get it? because I'm, like, talking about her breasts)

(yeah I think it's funny)


Hey Jim, don't take it bad...
remember all the good times we had?
like the time we went fishing
and we caught a bunch of fish
then you puked in the bucket of fish that we caught...

Knock knock!
Who's that knocking at my door?
I'm fah!
I fah who?
I'm fukcing Matt Damon!
She's fukcing Matt Damon!

F-U-C-King Matt D-A-M-O-N
Say F-U-C-King Matt D-A-M-O-N

I'm fucking Matt Damon

(she's fucking Matt Damon)

and you know that I ain't lying.

I said I'm fucking Matt Damon

(she's fucking Matt Damon)

That's the Insider's Patt O'Brian:

"It's true the Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon."

Remember When? :

# Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online...

...I was fucking Matt Damon.

#When you flew back and forth like an idiot to do your show and Regis and Kelly Show...

...She was definitely fucking Matt Damon

#When I told you I was fucking Matt Damon...

...I was fucking Matt Damon

• on the bed
• on the floor
• on a towel by the door
• in the tub
• in the car
• up against the mini-bar
  

she's fucking Matt Damon

She's fucking Matt Damon

She's fucking Matt Damoooooooooon!